I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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