I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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