its not stalking. its research.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
not ubering you a puppy
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