you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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