I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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