You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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