So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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