You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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