The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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