Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
