We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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