Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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