I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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