We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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