That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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