So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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