How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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