Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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