Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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