ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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