Got a toothbrush?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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