Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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