we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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