dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
