Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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