hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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