I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I currently don't understand fingers.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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