just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
50% drunk capacity currently
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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