This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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