That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
