He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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