Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
whose ass print is on the piano?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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