I need help removing her.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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