this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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