the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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