All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
