Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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