I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
How's work?
Spinning.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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