Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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