my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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