In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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