i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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