i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
porn star boner night. come get it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
