it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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