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(859): View more from Kentucky

Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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And?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.

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(310): View more from California

If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay

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(217): View more from Illinois

Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda

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