Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
love makes seman taste better
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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