what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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