Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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