I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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