but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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