OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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