I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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