Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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