it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You made out with two different species that night
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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